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Freedom…
Shot at a gas station somewhere in the Piedmont:
Has this country gotten so damned far out our minds that we can’t even have a French Tickler anymore? “Tickle her fancy with the real thing… It’s the patriotic thing to do!”
Really? I thought my cock was the real thing. I gotta examine my understanding of reality now. Plus, if using a plastic real thing is the patriotic thing to do, what does shagging my old lady with just L’il Jimmy make me? Communist? Am I now a pinko because my shaft is unadorned?
If I used a giant, purple plastic dong on her, would that make me like superpatriotic? Would she queef Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA?” And if I used some synthetic lubricant, a vibe and butt plugs along with that dong, would it then make me a founding father? Perhaps…
(Oh, and as a footnote – would it be too much to ask the gas station to brew and serve decent coffee? Really? I mean – Christ. I’m not expecting Starbucks at a gas station, but does it have to taste like bong water?)
(And another footnote – fun stuff to do with vending machines, even condom machines that sell bullshit like the Freedom Tickler.)
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May We Rest with the Weight of Your Fresh, Steaming Shit on Our Backs
“To say we were striving for a one-world government is exaggerated, but not wholly unfair. Those of us in Bilderberg felt we couldn’t go on forever fighting one another for nothing and killing people and rendering millions homeless. So we felt that a single community throughout the world would be a good thing.”
Bilderberg Founding Member, Denis Healey
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Steamroller Victim?
We're all being flattened by the globalists' agenda. We're all getting screwed, we're all insane for going along with it, and we're all dumb for not waking up and doing something about it. So - I'll blog and doodle and mess around. Hell - it beats the pants of just sitting around and drinking the Kool-Aid.