Jun 8, 2009

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You Know I Ain’t Worried

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Jun 5, 2009

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ROCK FRIDAY!

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Jun 1, 2009

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Clearly, Ma’am – You Need to Shut Up…

There comes a point where my patience runs out. I can only listen to so much. Key phrases and cute sayings just become repetitive. The buzzwords of hipness, I guess. If you have to say something twice to get someone to notice that you’ve said that particular thing, you probably shouldn’t have said it in the first place.

If words are what makes you, and your phrases are chosen to simply impress, I have no desire to know you.

No matter how nice your tits are…

Have I gotten so old?

Get me something to stop the bleeding, ’cause I’m fixin’ to blow.
Knock her down the stairwell and kick her – I think you can take her.
Shove more bourbon down her mouth hole
‘Cause she’s the one that needs a nailing
You might as well just open the door and get her out of the truck

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