Oh – this is going to be good…
Pre-Crime Technology to be Used in Washington D.C. (an Infowars/Alex Jones joint.)
They’re going to use computers to predict and stop crimes. Charter can’t use a computer to keep my television working. Computers can’t keep up with my typing. My phone goes out every couple of days, and my Mac can be wildly unstable. And nobody can tell me precisely why…
But – the good news is that they have some really sweet new technology that makes their systems infallible – and they’re using those über computers to predict criminals (who until now have been unpredictable and hard to pin down) and their movements and actions – before the bums even know that they’re going to commit a heinous act.
VIVA TECHNOLOGY!!!
I, for one, rest easy knowing that they’re going to have computers stop crime before it happens. And even cooler – I don’t have to worry about whether or not I’m going to be committing crimes. It’ll be predetermined.
Whew!
Think of all the extra time all the criminals will have now that nobody has to make plans. Maybe they’ll all start blogging!




